Internet Troll: If you don’t shut the fuck up I’m going to skull fuck you.
Me: Are you even old enough for that?
Internet Troll: Daphuq? Your forehead is going to be hitting my belt buckle soon.
Me: Cum 2 meh bic boii.
Have a selfie because I looked cute today.
I hope my future husband has as big of a sweet tooth as I do, because I will be making that man baked goods every single day of our marriage.
Cookies, brownies, cakes, cupcakes, pies… EVERYTHING.
I also a pretty fantastic cook… Soooo…
I think the only reason I want a relationship is so I have a stable person to make out with on a normal basis.
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.