lnfamy:

wanna wake up and push my butt up against a cute boys boner tbh

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Internet Troll: If you don’t shut the fuck up I’m going to skull fuck you.
Me: Are you even old enough for that?
Internet Troll: Daphuq? Your forehead is going to be hitting my belt buckle soon.
Me: Cum 2 meh bic boii.

Have a selfie because I looked cute today.

I hope my future husband has as big of a sweet tooth as I do, because I will be making that man baked goods every single day of our marriage.

Cookies, brownies, cakes, cupcakes, pies… EVERYTHING.

I also a pretty fantastic cook… Soooo…

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princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

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makaveli-soldier:

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I think the only reason I want a relationship is so I have a stable person to make out with on a normal basis.

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conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

oh

Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

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flutterjedi:

This is the best use of this scene ever.

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